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MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, cover up, Creatures, DragonFree, dragons, Exterminate, Extinction, FANTASY, folklore, Government, Govt, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythical, mythical animals, Mythical Beasts, mythical beings, mythical creatures, mythical creatures extinct, pegasus, Server, Supernatural, unicorns, Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Lootbox Llama Land

Addictive, Anime, Anime Community, Anime Series, anime thread, BETTING, Casino, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, gambling, gambling addiction, gambling anime, gambling anime thread, high stakes, japanese animation, Land, Llama, lootbox, Manga, online discussion, Risk, Thread, Thrill

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Emeralds Found:	6204
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8321
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ores Mined:	8149
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2787	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crops Grown:	8045	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

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