HPOMEN Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8439
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	62
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Magic Items Found:	3322	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

Walkers2Maps

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Levian Nexus: Where Mods, Survival, and Lag unite! (North America)

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/pirate-skyblock/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

We just had a name change and added a new modpack to the mix we have now, Project Architect 2. We’re a new modded network looking for new players to stick around and enjoy what we have to offer. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to.

System Specs:

System Specs
Intel i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1tb NVME SSD
5 terabyte hard drives for backups

Modpacks:

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v3.3	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.33	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	v1.2.4	plexiglass.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address for the modpack you are interested in.

Q: Do you have any specific rules on the server? A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the modpacks? A: Some modpacks may have specific restrictions or guidelines that players must follow. Please refer to the modpack’s description for more information.

Q: Is there a way to communicate with other players outside of the game? A: Yes, we have an active Discord server where players can chat, ask questions, and interact with each other outside of the game.

PixelPotato Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPotato, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6704	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that just won’t stop! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow llama, battle flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate chicken supremacy!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong? The zombies are actually former test subjects who now roam the land in search of brains…and maybe a good recipe for zombie stew.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!