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Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	5067	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	715
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	169
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

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When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3909	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

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Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9942	Enchantments Applied:	63
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?