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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3325 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
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