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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7265 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1246 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
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