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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9169 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?