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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Our server is perfect for those who are tired of dealing with lazy, messy, and forgetful family members who still depend on their moms for everything. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to loan out money to irresponsible siblings who spend it on drinks at the bar.
Imagine a world where you can focus on finding stable work and building your own empire, without any interference from flirtatious exes or unwanted dinner guests who take over the night with their car problems. Our server is a safe haven for those who value hard work and independence, and we promise you won’t have to fake sympathy for anyone’s poor life choices.
So if you’re fed up with the drama and excuses of real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a grumpy fiancée when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join us now and leave the immature older brothers behind!
