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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Votes:	6139
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	3355
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2291
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Towns Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	9497
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Void Armor Forged:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ores Mined:	1752
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Votes:	7227	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!