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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9666 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!