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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4484 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.
Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?