| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2141 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Crops Grown: | 5746 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3543 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9667 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1526 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 391 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3204 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1413 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 224 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9813 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9340 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 3872 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
