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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4429 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4997 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.