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VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! IS HE HERE?! Minecraft SMP

Astartes, battle, black legion, Chaos, chaos space marines, emperor, FANTASY, grimdark, Heretic, Horus Heresy, Is he here, Long War, magnus, Minecraft, primarch, Sci Fi, smp, Sons, Sons of Magnus, space marines, Traitor, Vile, War, warhammer 40k

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1013	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! Yes, you heard that right, Magnus himself may make an appearance on our server (or at least his sons). Join us if you dare to face off against these legendary foes and prove your worth in epic battles. But beware, Magnus is known for his sneaky tactics and may try to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Trump’s Minecraft Server – Final Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, donald trump, Edition, FINAL, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI, Minecraft, president trump, ptg, RSBN, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, White House 45

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the greatest wall in Minecraft history, just like Trump promised! Don’t worry about griefers, we’ll deport them faster than you can say “Make Minecraft Great Again!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Trump Tower hidden in our world, you’ll unlock the power of tweeting your enemies into oblivion. So come on down and join us, because on this server, we don’t build bridges, we build walls! #BuildTheWall #MinecraftTrump2024

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

anti-Semitic, computer games, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, controversial, controversial games, controversial gaming, controversial gaming community, controversial gaming topics, controversial topics, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Jewfree, Jewish conspiracy, Jews, Minecraft, Political, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilled, redpilled games, smp, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	88
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, character creation, Crystal Empyreum, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, Femlala-Only Hypnosis Meetup, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Garlean Election Watching, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Terminator Trilogy, Zalera

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you block-loving maniacs out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).

And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Minecraft SMP – /fng/ Memories Edition

Bird Call Emote, Brick or Treat, Chapter 5 Memories, Edition, Eminem, Felina, Felina’s Claw Meow, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix, Fortnite Crew Subscription., Fortnite Festival Season 6, ice spice, Juice WRLD, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Memories, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Progress Your Fortnite Passes, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, smp, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, v-bucks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Farms Harvested:	577
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! We’ve got Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale – it’s a musical showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.

And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!

Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, No Lags, pleasant, Plugins, Private, real money, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	127	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8335	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	5359	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1679	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!