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Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	3537
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchantments Applied:	195	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	200	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3775	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	7720
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Votes:	1831	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!