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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1479 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1353 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6512 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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