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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9260 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.