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Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4933	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Enchantments Applied:	254	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9545	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7809
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	6631
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!