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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7708 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!