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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7904 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6212 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!