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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7418 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!