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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8918 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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