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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9838 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 191 |
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