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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 723 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 387 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
