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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2192 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?