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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6540 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!