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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8935 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!
