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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7838 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5138 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!