how to choose the right sized cake – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PixelPain Minecraft Server
bitter truths, brutal realities, cruel truths, depressing truths, difficult truths, grim realities, harsh realities, harsh truths, heart-wrenching truths, inconvenient truths, Life, Minecraft, painful truths, PixelPain, Reality, sad truths, Server, sobering truths, somber truths, stark realities, tough realities, tough truths, unpleasant realities
Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.
So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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LonelyCraft – Build Your Own Happiness
Alone Time, BUILD, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, Happiness, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, social support
Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who are always ready to chat, build, and go on crazy adventures with you. Need a shoulder to cry on? Our virtual pets are expert cuddlers and will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos. Plus, our virtual therapist is available 24/7 for all your emotional needs. So why feel lonely in the real world when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast with your new pixelated pals?

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CubaCraft DefectorSKorea
communism, controversy, Cuba, CubaCraft, Defection, DefectorSKorea, Defects, diplomat, diplomatic relations, double agent, Embassy, Espionage, FLEEING, Government, intelligence, international relations, Kim Jong-un, north korean, Politics, Senior, south korea, top secret
lol come join our epic minecraft server where even senior north korean diplomats are defecting to south korea just to play with us! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even herobrine is jealous! join now before the creepers steal all the cake!

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SpudCraft: Java Edition
agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade
So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery
Analysis, BioCraft19, Biomarkers, CD160, Chinese, Chinese scientists, coronavirus, diagnostic tools, discovery, genetics, genomic data, health, medical science, pandemic, Potential, Precision medicine, QPCT, research, scientists, SD-related, severe COVID-19, SIGLEC17P, SLC22A4
so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Magetown Network: Where even the creepers think twice about griefing!

13, bedrock, Builders, Challenges, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, creativity, Creatures, CREEPERS, Enchanting, Griefing, HACKING, Magetown, Magic, Moderators, Network, PORT, Quests, Semi Vanilla, stable performance, STREAMS, Structures, Survival, Website

Features
Easy to create chest shops
A small but consistent community
Very stable performance
No pay to win (no webstore)
No game-breaking changes
Claims
Active moderator team
New game modes planned in the very near future
Community-driven model
Powered by donations
Regular streams of the server
Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Magetown Network?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP play.magetown.uk on version 1.7.x-1.21

Q: Is there a Bedrock version available?

A: Yes, you can connect to the Bedrock IP play.magetown.uk on port 19132

Q: How can I apply to be a builder or moderator?

A: You can submit a ticket with examples of your builds at https://magetown.uk/support. Applicants must be over 13 years old.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Magetown Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://magetown.uk/discord

Q: Are there plans for new game modes?

A: Yes, new game modes are planned in the near future, stay tuned for updates!

MemeCraft Server: Randy’s Peak
Int, internet culture, internet slang, Memecraft, online forums, peak, peak awareness, peak consciousness, peak enlightenment, peak intelligence, peak knowledge, peak mindset, peak performance, peak pilled, peak understanding, peak wisdom, pilled, randy, Randy is peak, Randy is pilled, Randys, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to witness Randy, who is so peak /int/ pilled that he once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that he can tame creepers and ride them into battle against the evil villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and conquer all who dare to challenge them.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world!

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Cocky Milf Minecraft Server
Amateur, better, cock sucking, Cocky, cum swallowing, deep throat, dirty talk, Experience, experienced women, mature amateur, mature women, Milf, milf blowjob, milf porn, Minecraft, Nasty, Naughty, oral sex, post mature, Server, Sluts, suck cock, sucking dick
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with MILFs who suck cock better than anyone else! These mature amateur sluts have years of experience and are as nasty as they come. Join our server for a wild ride filled with jaw-dropping moments and unforgettable encounters. Who needs diamonds when you have MILFs ready to show you a good time? Join now for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

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DeafChaseCraft
acceptance, asl, Communication, Confidence, creepy, DATING, dating apps, deaf girls, DeafChaseCraft, disability, Friends, judgment, learning, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, shame, sign language, Social Skills, Stutter, weird
Are you tired of dating apps with boring conversations and awkward encounters? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and embark on a journey to find love in the most unexpected way – by learning sign language to communicate with our deaf players! Whether you have a stutter like a malfunctioning robot or just want to try something new, this server is the place to be.
Forget about traditional dating apps, come to our server and show off your ASL skills while building friendships and maybe even finding your soulmate. Who knows, you might just meet the creeper of your dreams! Join now and start your love story in the most unique way possible.

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BullyBashersMC
Bullies, BullyBashersMC, bullying, consequences, courage, empowerment, fight back, Justice, Karma, Overcoming, personal growth, resilience, RETALIATION, Revenge, self defense, stand up, stand your ground, Standing tall, strength, triumph, Vengeance
Are you tired of getting bullied in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can take revenge on your bullies in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of them and blow it up with TNT, or trap them in a never-ending maze of lava and obsidian. The possibilities are endless on our server where bullies get what they deserve! Join now and show those meanies who’s boss in the virtual world!

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