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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3019 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1919 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3794 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
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