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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3250 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 1455 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
