But beware, Biden haters, for we will not tolerate any slurs or insults towards our dear leader. We may have our differences, but we will always have each other’s backs in the face of adversity. So if you’re tired of the negativity and vitriol, come join us and experience the beauty of a world where Biden is king.

And to all the haters out there, we don’t hate you. We pity you. We’re sorry that you’re missing out on the joy of having a normal president again. But it’s not too late to join us and embrace the wonder that is Joe Biden. So put down your Hunter Biden conspiracy theories and come join us in a world of peace, love, and unity. Who knows, you might just find what you’ve been searching for all along.