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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	112	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	7508	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	6855
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mines Excavated:	3548	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?