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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1839 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4036 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!