How I Survived The DEADLIEST SMP in Minecraft… Minecraft Servers

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Void Armor Forged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	4660
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9063	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!