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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3052	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	665	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	158
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Items Found:	6635
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9293
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Items Found:	1056
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8690
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	118130
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!