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SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

TreacheryMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, survival factions skyblock prison creative minigames PvP economy roleplay adventure hardcore vanilla modded RPG parkour building community events shop quests

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

TreacheryMC Is a brand new network that plans on releasing multiple gamemodes. Come join us today and give it a try!

198.50.159.86:25574

GTNH 2025

backups, dedicated server, Discord, FTB, gregtech new horizons, gtnh, gtnh-2025, minecraft server, Mod Pack, power backup, PvE, RAM, SSD, Tekkit, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4424	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

– https://discord.com/invite/kBTabCX – Join the #gtnh-2025 Channel and check the Pinned message on how to request access. – Our Server is a Dedicated 13,900K with 128 Gigs of ram and 8TGB of NVME Gen 4 SSD with Backups and Power Backup

GregTech New Horizons Mod Pack

mc.stonelegion.com

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, Anal, anatomy, attraction, Body, Bootylicious, buttholes, controversial, desire, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Private, Provocative, reconcile, Server, Sexy, shithole, taboo, Truth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 4 Preseason #50

206957452, 50, fishtank, fishtank live, FTL, Live, Minecraft, nothing’s happening, PreSeason, S4, Season, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.

Jaffapalooza

alliances, Anarchy, Community, cooperate, Deceive, Decision making, Discord, Economy, export, FACTORY, Franchise, gameplay, Modpack, produce, Roleplay, storytelling, subvert, Survival, Thrive, Trust, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4246	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!

We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.

You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.

Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!

We can’t wait to see you!

jaffapalooza.dedimc.io

Anime Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	3538
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the longest-running anime battle still continuing to this day! Join us and witness epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3781	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiness of Yamada in all her glory! She’s not just a primp and proper lady, she’s also a silly little doofus who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Rumor has it that she once built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano just for laughs. And let’s not forget the time she turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns just because she felt like it. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next, so join now for a wild ride of fun and laughter!

OnyxSMP.eu

alliances, Anarchy, BUILD, collaboration, Community, community-driven, Economy, Exclusive Rewards, Explore, Friends, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, Minecraft enthusiasts, Onyx Network, Onyx SMP, PvE, PvP, Seasonal Events, Support, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Thrive, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to Onyx SMP!

Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.

Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.

Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.

Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!

OnyxSMP.eu:8090

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8418
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK1.SKYBARS.ME