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VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	643877	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	36070
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2643	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5369
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	2767
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	71	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7110	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8268	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!