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HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Votes:	7518	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	69	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

acceptance, Closure, CraftyCreepers, deathbed, emotional, family, Farewell, FINAL, final moments, Friends, Gratitude, Introspective, last words, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Meaningful, Memories, Peace, poignant, Profound, Quest, Reflection

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Votes:	1046	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moldova, Moldovan government, negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Politics, PRESSURE, regional stability, Russian influence, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

#sustainability, billionaire, continent, criticism, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Empire, entrepreneur, EuroCraft, European leaders, Global influence, Government, influence, innovation, policy, public opinion, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

Lost in Minecraft Land

common, Difficult, DISCOVER, ELUSIVE, everyday, Find, frustrating, hunt, Journey, Land, locate, Longest, Lost, Minecraft, mundane, Overlooked, Quest, search, Seek, Simple, things, time consuming, Uncover

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!