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PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6940	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	6925
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	355216	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!