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BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

Adventure, BabyCraft, Childbirth, children, equality, feminazis, Honor, infanticide, Marriage, Misogyny, monogamy, secrecy, Slavery, societal norms, sparta, Spartan society, Training, warrior culture, Warriors, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

#gamer, Amazon, Book, c:dda, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, df, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Fandom, Game Dev, games, Guide, Links, loverslab, manage mods, MineRim, minimize problems, mod load orders, mod performance, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, op, pastebin, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Rentry, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Spreadsheet, steamcommunity, tynan’s amazing book, United, yayo modlist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4066	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Blocky Identity Crisis

Alpha, Apathy, autists, Beta, blocky, categorization, Clingy, Copium, Crisis, Deltas, Gamma, Human Behavior, Identity, Job, Needy, normies, omega, personality types, schizos, SELF AWARENESS, sigma, social hierarchy, socialise

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

Admiration, alluring grace, angelic appearance, attractive, Babes, Beautiful, beauty, blocky, Breathtaking, Builds, Captivating, divine beauty, elegant charm, Enchanting, Gorgeous, Lovely, lovely lady, mesmerizing, pretty woman, radiant beauty., striking features, Stunning, Wonder

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

Admiration, affirming words, appreciation, beautiful soul, CompliCraft, compliments, CREEPERS, empowering words, encouragement, genuine compliments, heartfelt praise, kindhearted words, Kindness, love, Nice, positivity, spreading positivity, supportive words, sweet words, Thoughtful gestures, uplifting words, warm compliments, words of affirmation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Farms Harvested:	434
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

Adventure, colombia, Colombians, Crafty, Cultural differences, Curiosity, date, DATING, EXCITEMENT, Exotic, Foreign, Intimacy, Latin America, latina, Latinas, love, Lust, multicultural, Passion, relationship, romance, sex, spicy, Steamy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Towns Built:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

1. I knew it, CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!

Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

billionaires, census, Crafty, ethnic wealth distribution, financial disparity, Jewish ancestry, Jewish billionaires, Jewish community, Jewish population, Jews, Kraziness, Kremlin, Minority representation, Overrepresentation, Population, russia, Russia billionaires, Russian billionaires, Russian economy, Russian population, social inequality, wealth, wealth gap

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	76	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!

SeaFemanon’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Anonymity, blocky, Board, Communication, Community, Curiosity, discussion, female, femanon, forum, History, Identity, Interaction, internet, Memory, ONLINE, past, query, question.., sea, SeaFemanons, Southeast Asia

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	124	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary SEA femanon! She’s a master builder who can create entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Anon’s Server: No. 917219015 LOLz

Anons, Crafty, lolz, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	5470	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a pet dragon feature where you can ride around on a fire-breathing beast and terrorize your enemies? Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!