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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5805 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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