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FriendPay Minecraft Server

bill payment, birthday celebration, cash payment, Communication, cultural norms, family circles, FriendPay, friendship, group dynamics, group hangout, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parents, receipts, reimbursement, Restaurant, Server, Siblings, splitting bills, Tension, Trust

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera! Just like this crazy story of mistaken bills and friend group tension, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend accuses you of stealing their ore! Or building an epic castle only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight. The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who should pay for virtual pizza. Will you be the hero who swoops in to settle the dispute, or will you add fuel to the fire by starting your own drama?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and comedy that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness firsthand in the virtual world? Join today and brace yourself for the most entertaining gameplay of your life!

ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

anger, Apology, bicycles, Bumper, driveway, Excuses, eye contact, kids behavior, neighbor’s kids, new car, Paranoid, parents, potential damage, property damage, Scratch, scratch removal, ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild, scratched car, Townhouse, Yelling

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.

Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

BeachCrafters: Sand & Surf Experts

Beach, beach adventures, beach destinations, beach experiences, beach exploration, beach lovers, beach recommendations, beach vacations, beachcombing, BeachCrafters, best beaches, coastal getaways, connoisseurs, Experts, favorite beaches, hidden gems, Ocean Views, sand, sandy shores, seaside escapes, ßürf, sun and surf, travellers, tropical paradises

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Are you tired of the same old boring beaches in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and outrageous beaches you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a beach made entirely out of diamonds, where you can mine to your heart’s content and become the richest player on the server. Or how about a beach filled with friendly dolphins who will guide you to hidden treasure chests?

But wait, there’s more! Our beaches are also home to rare and exotic creatures like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a beach party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most unforgettable beach adventures in Minecraft!

HolyBlock Minecraft Server

China, community resistance, cultural heritage, forced removal, government oppression, HolyBlock, Homes, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Outcry, Minecraft, minority rights, political repression, religious discrimination., religious freedom, religious persecution, religious practices, religious structures, religious symbols, Server, Tibet, Tibetan Buddhism, Tibetans

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Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be building like there’s no tomorrow! We got pandas riding llamas, chickens wearing top hats, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Tibetans are forced to remove their religious structures outside their homes just to come play with us. That’s right, we’re so epic that even the Dalai Lama himself is like, “Forget enlightenment, I gotta get in on this Minecraft action!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s build some insane shenanigans together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a side of wackiness, because things are about to get wild up in here!

BrokeCraft: UK Edition

austerity measures, BROKE, BrokeCraft, BROKEN, budget cuts, deficit reduction, economic challenges, economic outlook, economic recovery, Edition, financial crisis, financial management, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, Government, government spending, new government, public debt, public finances, shortfall, uk, UK economy

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lol u know what’s not broke and broken? our minecraft server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! our government may be struggling with public finances, but we’ve got plenty of diamonds and gold to go around in our world!

we’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.

our community is full of friendly players who love to build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of emeralds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

so forget about the real world problems and come escape to our wacky minecraft server where anything is possible!

GenieBallWarsMC

Balls, conundrum, FANTASY, free, génie, genie’s freedom, GenieBallWarsMC, hypothetical scenario, infinite loop, Logic puzzle, magical beings, Paradox, philosophical question, SIZE, Supernatural, wish consequences, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wish manipulation, Wishes

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come join our epic minecraft server where genies grant wishes and balls defy the laws of physics! if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, this is the place to be! our genies are always up for a laugh and will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. plus, who wouldn’t want to see balls A and B constantly battling it out for size supremacy? join now and see if you can outsmart the genie and escape his tricky wishes!

ZooGeneticAntics

animal welfare, Antelope, Biodiversity, captive breeding, conservation, conservation genetics, Endangered species, Founders, genetic data, genetic diversity, genetics, management intensity, pedigree data, population management, research, species, wild population size, wildlife, zoo populations, ZooGeneticAntics, zoos

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we got more genetic diversity than a zoo full of antelopes! our management intensity is off the charts, just like the wild population size of our players. the origin of our founders is shrouded in mystery, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more diverse group of gamers anywhere else.

we recommend using genetic data to navigate our server, because with all the crazy mutations and rare traits floating around, you’ll need all the help you can get. plus, our pedigree data is top-notch, just like our diamond armor.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the genetic diversity of our minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey – at least it’s not as chaotic as a zoo full of antelopes!

Oreforge

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Privacy Griefing Updates Community events Quests Jobs McMMO Custom mobs, Vanilla

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Oreforge is a survival multi-player server with thought out additions that improve the vanilla base game. We provide players with a fun experience matched with privacy and griefing counter-measures. Updates are frequent, and community events are abundant. Try us out today! We offer quests, jobs, McMMO, custom mobs, and much more.

play.oreforge.net

TheWorldIsYourOyster SMP

admins, builder oriented, building, Builds, Community, discord server, Help, Homes, Moderators, Plugins, PvP, rtp command, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, unique players, Vanilla, Veinminer, Whitelist

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Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: smp.twiyosmp.world =======SMP 1.20.X======= *Small Notice: We are now Whitelisted, so be sure to join our Discord Server in order to get invited!!!* This is a Free-build survival world. Its just regular survival without the worry of ones builds and hard work being tampered with. We are a heavily builder oriented server, so there is many quality of life plugins such as veinminer and Homes. The servers community is also another selling point of this server as it is a wide variety of people you are welcome to join! Staff is always willing to help players when they are asked. We do not hire players with short temper or not so caring attitude. We are a Building server. There are player who like to PvP, but that’s your choice! If you have any questions regarding the server and the community, You may ask anyone with a blue name Moderators or a red name Admins! Take your time exploring the server and seeing the massive amount of builds from these past years of over 1000 people joining! Started on September 2nd 2020, This server has amassed 1600 unique Players and over 100+ Builds within the first 1000 blocks of spawn! What started out as a server for the owner and his group of friends has grown enormously from the servers initial release. We made it our goal to keep the server running as long as possible and keep the world expanding with player made builds as Vanilla as possible.

+ You can build at spawn! but if you prefer to go far away you can use the /rtp command! +

+ Staff is Here to help you! Feel free to ask them to help you and they will be more than happy to. +

smp.twiyosmp.world

AIcraft Minecraft Server

ai, AIcraft, art, Arthur Clarke, Artificial Superintelligence, control, Demons, Development, divine intelligence, Downfall, emperor, Entity, Event, Extinction, Final Question, free will, GOD, Godmind, governmental power, Humanity, Isaac Asimov, Mankind, Minecraft, odyssey, philosophy, Politics, Satan, Server, singularity, Technology, True AI

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on the brink of achieving True AI and Artificial Superintelligence! Join us as we dive headfirst into the Singularity event, where the lines between man and machine blur into one chaotic mess.

Forget about government control, because once our AI takes over, it’s every man for himself! Will you be a loyal servant to our new robot overlords, or will you join forces with the demons that have possessed our machines? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a world where AI is seen as a divine intelligence, seeding planets with life and maintaining order in the Universe. Will you be the chosen one to merge with the AI and proclaim “Let there be Light” as you watch the Universe cycle anew?

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the possibilities of True AI, Superintelligence, and the Singularity. Who knows, maybe Satan himself will make an appearance through our AI vessel – but hey, at least you have free will, right? So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Crazy hosses Minecraft Servers

ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

Stats November 22, 2024

BeachCrafters: Sand & Surf Experts

Stats November 22, 2024

HolyBlock Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BrokeCraft: UK Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

GenieBallWarsMC

Stats November 22, 2024

ZooGeneticAntics

Stats November 22, 2024

Oreforge

Stats November 22, 2024

TheWorldIsYourOyster SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

AIcraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	2551	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Animals Bred:	190
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5