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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4858 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
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Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
