horror comedy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells
Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!
we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!
join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

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Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server
BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games
Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

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SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience
big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together
Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!
Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!
Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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NoKidsNoDiamonds
Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work
Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

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RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP
anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!
Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.
But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

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10/10 Show Limited Ed.
10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated
Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server
animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!
we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!
come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?
so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

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TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!
Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

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