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Blocky Booty – Creeper Love Shack

blocky, BOOTY, catbox, creeper, Fu-x-x-ko, hololive, horny thread, image maker, Iwara aggregator, KanaNote, Koikatsu Card, Koikatsu Database, Litterbox, love, mmd, Sex with Suisei Edition, Shack, Suianon, twitter widget, video maker, Vtuber

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the limit.

Join us for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle, fight off zombie llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to boogie. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare loot and hidden portals to alternate dimensions. Who knows what wonders await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

DoppeCraft: Like Parents, Like Players!

Coincidence, DoppeCraft, doppelganger, doubles, family, genetics, Identity, long lost siblings, lookalike, Mirror Image, Mysterious, nature vs nurture, original person, parents, Players, resemblance, Similarity, Twins, twinsies, Uncanny, unrelated

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	8330	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Potions Brewed:	106

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DOPPELGANGERS RUNNIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY. U THINK U SEEIN DOUBLE? NAH, IT’S JUST OUR EPIC DOPPELGANGER MADNESS. PARENTS LOOKIN LIKE TWINS, SIBLINGS LOOKIN LIKE CLONES. U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN LIKE DIS BEFORE. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE IF U CAN TELL WHO’S WHO. MAYBE U GOT A DOPPELGANGER OUT THERE TOO, BETTER WATCH OUT! #DOPPELGANGERPARTY #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

LostWife Minecraft Server

LostWife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Buildings Constructed:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your wife disappearing every time you try to play Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never lose your spouse to the blocky world again. Our server is so addicting, even your wife won’t be able to resist staying by your side. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret portals in the game that lead to a dimension where all the missing spouses are hanging out and having a blast. So join now and reunite with your loved one in the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

AnimeBeautyStandards Minecraft Server

Anime, AnimeBeautyStandards, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, character design, cultural impact, diversity representation, entertainment industry, feminism, Gender Roles, japanese animation, Media influence, mental health, Minecraft, physical appearance, self esteem, Server, social pressure, societal norms, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of being judged by unrealistic anime beauty standards? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where blocky pixels are the only beauty standard! No more pressure to have giant eyes or impossibly long hair – on our server, all players are equally pixelated and fabulous. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual spa offers pixel-perfect facials and blocky body wraps for the ultimate relaxation experience. Say goodbye to anime beauty standards and hello to a world where square is the new sexy!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Items Found:	4024	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin Glow (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

org.zrich.ru

BattleCraft Server

1.5, BattleCraft, Boys, combat extended, long tail tags, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring combat in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has just extended combat in version 1.5! Now you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights, intense archery duels, and even throw some explosive potions for good measure.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land terrorizing players. Defeat him and claim his golden egg filled with rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark armor and enchanted music discs that play the hottest tunes in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience combat like never before in version 1.5! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King slayer and earn yourself a spot in Minecraft history.

CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server

campaign trail, Candidate, controversy, CraftyJills, Dr Jill, election, election season, Minecraft, political ambition, political commitment, political determination, political drama, political ethics., political integrity, political loyalty, political perseverance, political scandal, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential race, refusing to drop out, Server, state dinners

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	188
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	251
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!

But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!

ExesSonNoMoreCraft

AITAH, bio dad, blended family, child custody, child support, co parenting, custody battle, emotional exhaustion, exes son, ExesSonNoMoreCraft, family dynamics, Fatherhood, legal battles, legal rights, mental health, non-biological child, not taking care, Parental Responsibility, setting boundaries, shared custody, step-parenting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	521	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mines Excavated:	4808

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you take care of anyone’s kids!

Join us and escape the drama of custody battles and step-parenting woes. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted responsibilities.

Say goodbye to the stress of raising someone else’s child and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t find any entitled exes or demanding stepchildren here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is a lot more enjoyable when you’re not being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s offspring. Join us now and let the good times roll!

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, DATING, healing, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in no time. We’ve got potions of love, enchanted roses, and even a matchmaking villager who guarantees to find you the perfect partner. Say goodbye to mining diamonds alone and hello to building a pixelated paradise with your new boo! So why are you still single? Join our server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

LaiCraft: Aussie Adventures

activism, Adventures, Asia, Aussie, Australia, Censorship, China, current events, Democracy, freedom of speech, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jimmy Lai, LaiCraft, Media, mogul, Politics, press freedom, protest, Son, Visit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Votes:	7103	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hong kong moguls, australian adventures, and a whole lot of chaos! watch out for china, they might try to take over our pixelated world but we won’t let them! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of jimmy lai’s son visiting australia. don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!