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KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	6600	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	254537	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9217	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	110	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	201

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

assisted dying, Death with Dignity, DeathCraft, end of life care, end-of-life choices, end-of-life options, ethical considerations, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal issues, Medical Ethics, medical intervention, Medically assisted death, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted suicide, quality of life, right to die, Server, terminal illness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8145
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride where medically assisted death is not only a right, but a way of life.

Imagine battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles, where the loser gets a dose of lethal injection! Or how about exploring our custom-built hospital where you can choose to end your virtual life at any time?

But that’s not all! We also have mini-games like “Operation: Minecraft Edition” where you have to perform virtual surgeries on your fellow players. And don’t forget about our themed events like “Doomsday Disaster” where the world is ending and the only way out is through assisted suicide.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockPartyMC

4 day working week, adoption, Benefits, BlockPartyMC, Challenges, Economy, efficiency, employment, flexibility, future of work, global perspective, HOURS, Impact, Labor, mental health, productivity, Schedule, society, trend, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of the daily grind in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have fully adopted a 4-day working week! That’s right, spend more time building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes instead of sitting in a boring office cubicle.

On our server, we believe in work-life balance and that includes giving our players more time to enjoy the game without the stress of a full-time job. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the joys of a 4-day work week in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the virtual world.