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SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	4251
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4584	New Chunks Explored:	283425
Mines Excavated:	1293	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5265	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	71	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).