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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6117 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 4766 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!