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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7049 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.