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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1636 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to stumble around after a few too many shots of TNTinis. And don’t even get us started on the Endermen – those guys turn into dancing machines after a few rounds of Ender Ale!
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the best virtual bar in all of Minecraft. From the Nether Pub to the Overworld Lounge, you’ll never run out of places to party with your blocky buddies.
So come on down and join us for a night of pixelated debauchery – just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombie bartenders, they tend to get a little grabby after a few rounds!